The California Zombie King

What would you expect I dress up as for Halloween!?  Well you’re goddamn right… a fucking zombie!  I am the California Zombie King – no bullshit.  It was the best fucking Halloween ever so this article is a two parter.  First, how to act like The California Zombie King.  Second, how to look like The California Zombie King.  Get some! How to act like the California Zombie King: -          Drank many PBR’s while... Read More

Metallica – All Nightmare Long

What can I say… This video is supremely badass.  Yeah, its Metallica.  Thats right Metallica! And believe it or not its real metal, albeit nu-metal, but definitely NOT that gay ass James Hetfield “Look everyone I can actually sing”, country music, throw up in your mouth, emo clothes wearing, “we want to be hot and get laid”, four chord dogshit they’ve been putting out ever since the ‘black album’. ... Read More

Back From The Dead

I find it almost surreal, like a new chapter in a play that seems to be rewriting history as it goes along.  I’m sure there will be a lot of acclaim and ridicule because of this insignificant sequence of events, in some circles the site has taken on somewhat mythic proportions.  I have heard my name praised and condemned by friend and foe alike because of my ridiculous scrawling here.  Truly I hope to reconnect with what I consider to be the... Read More

Movie Zombie

We have been on a movie frenzy lately. I have personally done 2 double features today and I did 2 yesterday. Because it was just Halloween the haji pirate market is flooded with crappy horror flix (my favorite) so Ive been smothering myself in cheap-looking gore and over-acting. Our world is slowly, little by little, closing in on us here. It started out subtly where we would just not go over to Camp Victory for the stir-fry during dinner. Then we... Read More