Hissing Cockroach

“Piss on you!”  Shirley screamed at me.  She’s the evil old lady that lives below me, just to set the record straight.  “Piss on you!”  I was stunned, laughing my ass off.  I had asked her not to have her construction people park in my spot.  They did it three days in a row and each time I reminded her to stay out of my parking spot.  Look, it’s a minor issue I know, but as I told her, I have never parked in her spot and there... Read More

Follow the Leader

I know I’m not the first person, and definitely not the only one, who is dealing with total bullshit at work.  The funny thing is that people generally go along with stupid shit no matter how anti they may actually be.  It drives me crazy when I catch myself starting to believe the bullshit or being bullied by it.  I know you are all wondering “what the fuck happened?”  Without getting into details I’m going to outline a few issues... Read More

Ghetto Rake Attack Squad

O-riginally founded during the cold war by the then communist soviet union this paramilitary group has resurfaced in south orange county around the year 1997. it is unclear whether similar social environments acted as catalyst or rather the commonalities of disenfranchised and marginalized youths taking back the ‘ghetto’. currently the G.R.A.S. has gone into hiding but still honors... Read More

Hoo-Yah Hollywood

8 navy seals totally bored on a Hollywood movie set = total hilarity. My alarm cranked off at 2:30am. Time to get up, I was on my way up to L.A. for another weekend of total mayhem on the set of the Will Smith action-comedy-drama “John Hancock”. I picked up Bobby and we somehow make amazing time. It only took us an hour and a half to finish the commute which left us with a large chunk of unused time. We decided to just let the AC run and sleep... Read More

Religion is for the Weak

Americans are complete idiots. According to a 2006 Gallup poll, about 46% of Americans believe in strict creationism, concurring with the statement that “God created man pretty much in his present form at one time within the last 10,000 years,” and 36% believe that God guided the process of evolution. Only 13% believe that humans evolved over millions of years, without any supernatural intervention. Belief in creationism is inversely correlated... Read More