Mia and Me

I recently switched from Ana, the illegal Mexican maid who was stealing all my DVD’s and threw away all my goddamn vintage newspapers because she thought they were trash, to Mia, my new awesome Finnish house cleaner.  Ok first of all, yeah, I have a fucking house cleaner.  Why?  Just like Disney movies brainwash girls into the Cinderella syndrome, my mom brainwashed me into not wanting to clean my own goddamn house.  So yes, I have a maid. ... Read More

24H Fitness Freaks

Attention 24H Fitness in Hillcrest people… STOP THE MADNESS! Noah and I decided today that things had progressed from bad to worse to worser to worstest in a very short time. When we first started going to the Hillcrest 24H fitness when we got back from Iraq we had a feeling that it was going to be a unique experience. Both of us had already seen the best and worst that gyms have to offer over the years and the thought of a gym in downtown Hillcrest... Read More

Delirium Tremens

Im back, fucking finally!!!! back in the USA, gotta love that. Despite a really strange and violent night of drunkenness and debauchery in Amman Noah and I somehow (we are so lucky) made it back to our hotel and even made our flight on time. The funny thing is that I can’t seem to put all the pieces together. I know my brain is still chemically unbalanced from all the drug induced sleep and drinking and valium and the oxygen they pumped into... Read More