El Diablo

It was total destruction. It was total mayhem. It was total victory! We completely crushed the opposition.  Dodgeball is the best fucking game ever.  I love it.  Their team name was the “Beach Boozers” but by the time we were done with them they felt more like the “bitch losers”.  Its been a long time since I’ve felt the competitive juices surging through my body.  Coursing through my veins like hot magma.  The hunger to rip somebody’s... Read More

El Diablo Cometh

Question: “Would you like to see a bunch of Navy SEALs totally crush a bunch of pot smoking, out of shape, losers from Ocean Beach?” If the answer is yes then you need to come to our dodgeball game tonight.  Our team name is “El Diablo” and we have been training and getting ready for nearly a month.  We have a whole playbook and all our tactics worked out.  This is our first game and we are expecting to completely dominate... Read More