The Black Beast Strikes Back

I don’t know how many of you remember a few months ago when I posted about my g/f’s apartment complex and the horrible “black beast” whose lair is just below my g/f’s apartment.  Well in our last encounter the beast was ostensibly slain by our stomping drunken feet at 2AM.  She ran outside, screaming her pumpkin sized head off, and then retreated in defeat to the sound of our echoing laughter.  Her chanting, singing... Read More

The California Zombie King

What would you expect I dress up as for Halloween!?  Well you’re goddamn right… a fucking zombie!  I am the California Zombie King – no bullshit.  It was the best fucking Halloween ever so this article is a two parter.  First, how to act like The California Zombie King.  Second, how to look like The California Zombie King.  Get some! How to act like the California Zombie King: -          Drank many PBR’s while... Read More

We’re not in a cult!!! … are we?

I only have time right now for a quick burst transmission, so stay tuned for some more specific responses to current shit, and some new articles, in the very near future. All I really want to express right now is this; I am glad that people are enjoying a debate over ideas on this site. That is what this place is all about, for better or worse, and in whatever way you choose to express it. Question shit. Sometimes awakenings are painful, nobody... Read More

2 CrossFitters 1 Chalk Bucket

“I’m like a god damned Navy SEAL and an Olympic gold medalist wrapped in a fucking suit of body armor!” CrossFit – Fran – CultFit AKPC_IDS += "5112,";Popularity: 5% [?] Read More

Ayn Rand Slave Nation Interview

“Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them.” AKPC_IDS += "4940,";Popularity: 1% [?] Read More