Uh Oh, Spaghetti-O

I shit my pants today. Hasn’t happened in god knows how long. I’ve even survived a trip to Israel and Iraq without an incident – but today for some reason it caught up with a vengeance. It was a normal Saturday. Normal in every regard – quite nice actually. I slept in until 11:30, crawled out of bet and scarfed down a mega-hoagie I had waiting in the fridge. Had a cup of coffee and a nice walk, the weather was beautiful. I... Read More

G.G. Allin

Born Jesus Christ Allin, G.G. Allin was to some the ultimate symbol of rock & roll rebellion, taking it to extremes that no one else was dangerous enough to explore. To others he was a lunatic whose attempts to shock and disgust were too ham-fisted to be taken seriously. Wherever the truth lay, there can be no doubt that Allin was the most spectacular degenerate in rock & roll history. Just to give GG the best possible representation I’m... Read More

The Tri-County Trifecta

Ok.. everybody knows that there are some no-shit rules you have to follow when conducting travel to 3rd world shitholes. First, don’t drink the water. Second, don’t eat the local food. Third, don’t get shitfaced drunk. Well it was my fucking birthday so I broke all three in one night. Look, this ain’t my first rodeo but you only turn 30 once right? Well that’s... Read More

Sneak-a-Cheek

This whole dirty business started about five years ago. I was living in San Diego going through BUD/s training at the time and in short I was a different person. I was a much younger, more polite, and generally more considerate person than I am today. It was a carefree time for a young BUD/s student, and in general it was a carefree time for America as well. The twin towers were still standing tall and I had yet to eat my own guts in two seperate... Read More