Creep Doggin’

Days to go: 9 (SINGLE DIGITS MUTHAFUKKA!!!) Noah “Dude, they’re adding days!” Me, having no idea what he is talking about “What? What days?” Noah “Days until we get out of here.” Me, thinking someone extended our contract somehow secretly “Who’s adding days?” Noah “You know, ‘them’!” Me, finally realizing what the fuck he was talking about “Bastards! Why the... Read More

Dukes of BIAP

Hypothetically speaking here.. what would you do if your boss handed you and your 3 buddies the keys to 2 brand new $250,000 BMW armored james bond cars with tv’s and radar inside? What if he told you that he just wanted you to have them washed and filled up with gas so that you could deliver them in good condition tomorrow? Well if you were Matt, Lorcan, Noah, and of course yours truly you would take those cars out on the Iraqi highways and... Read More

Iraq-o-Ween

HAPPY IRAQ-O-WEEN!!! There was light rain all day over here. I felt bad for the soldiers out on the roads today, apparently there is a heightened alert during the election time so the military has a bunch of Bradleys and M1′s and stuff plopped along the major highway to prevent attacks. The guys look like they are just living out of their vehicles for a few days. We used to run into these dudes stationed out in BFE on Route Tampa (main N/S highway... Read More

Ramadan Rampage

Ramadan has started – gather ’round children, its story time. So first day of Ramadan here in B-dad and everything seemed a little off like one of those overcast days where you feel like you have a hangover but you didn’t drink the night before. The kind of day that makes you all introspective and pathetic. The day before, insurgants blew up the haji market and green zone cafe, just hours after some of our guys were enjoying a quite... Read More