Hipsters of the World, Unite!

Linkery žil, Linkery žije, Linkery bude žít..? If you’re looking for a great place to eat with friendly service and a good menu then stay the fuck away from The Linkery in North Park. I promise to you the place is run by fucking commies! First and foremost, you will be paying top dollar for a plate filled with fucking hotdogs!? I mean for two people to eat without even buying drinks you will drop around thirty bucks for four sausages total.... Read More

St. Margaret of Scotland

X-mas has come and gone and not a minute too soon. The holiday makes people stupid. Everything seems to be moving at breakneck speeds and everyone starts taking meth just to keep up.  Needless to say it really annoys me in almost every way. Everyone always says that people act uncharacteristically vicious in their shopping / interpersonal behaviors around the holidays, but I think it’s the total opposite.  I think it’s this Christmas frenzy... Read More