Follow the Leader

I know I’m not the first person, and definitely not the only one, who is dealing with total bullshit at work.  The funny thing is that people generally go along with stupid shit no matter how anti they may actually be.  It drives me crazy when I catch myself starting to believe the bullshit or being bullied by it.  I know you are all wondering “what the fuck happened?”  Without getting into details I’m going to outline a few issues... Read More

Crackhead vs Power Windows

I was driving today on my way back from lunch and some crazy shit went down.  I was stopped at the traffic light on 25th and Market heading away from downtown and this crazy black bum came up to my passenger window and started screaming strange shit at me.  I turned down the radio and cracked the window three inches to hear what the crazy fucker was saying. Cracked out bum, “The word! The word! The word!” Me, “What’s the word?” Cracked... Read More

Political Correctness GO FUCK YOURSELF!

RAGE. OUTRAGE. and more RAGE. Ok, I am TOTALLY sick of it. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GO FUCK YOURSELF! The whole concept needs to FUCK OFF! So for all the idiots lucky enough to have never heard of this shit (or maybe not have it all spelled out for you), heres the deal. Political correctness (PC or politically correct) is a term used to describe language, ideas, policies, or behavior seen as seeking to minimize offense to racial, cultural, or other... Read More

Religion is for the Weak

Americans are complete idiots. According to a 2006 Gallup poll, about 46% of Americans believe in strict creationism, concurring with the statement that “God created man pretty much in his present form at one time within the last 10,000 years,” and 36% believe that God guided the process of evolution. Only 13% believe that humans evolved over millions of years, without any supernatural intervention. Belief in creationism is inversely correlated... Read More

Holy Land

Israel and Palestine, December 2006 through February 2007 And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England’s mountains green? And was the holy Lamb of God On England’s pleasant pastures seen? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here Among these dark Satanic mills? Bring me my bow of burning gold: Bring me my arrows of desire: Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot... Read More

Hey… Watch This!

Well I almost got murdered tonight attempting to pull off what I thought was a pretty good prank. I tried to steal a green Hamas flag from their headquarters in one of the provinces. Now this may sound completely insane, and well it probably is, but the time was right. It was rainy, keeping people off the streets. Its Shabbat right now so all the jews are indoors. It was night time, and well, night time is the right time. Anyway, I had to climb up... Read More

Window Lickers (.com)

I nearly had to smoke a Palestino today (well not really, but it was pretty funny). I was coming through a gate into Israel out of one of the territories here and this scraggly lookin dude comes up to the car. He was waving a rag like he wanted to wash the windshield off. I just waved the dude off, I mean, fuck no he can’t touch the windshield. THe last thing we need over here is some greasy nasty palestinian smearing bacteria and bad breath... Read More

Glory Hole in Wailing Wall

FINALLY FINALLY FUCKING FINALLY I GOT INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think it was the tasty-ass kabobs I had for dinner tonight that finally helped me power through the bullshit. THem shits are yummy as fuck. I love to slam dunk giant sizzling chunks of meat into dishes filled with various spices. I like even better that I myself have just removed the meat from the little sword that is was cooked on. I even sometimes pick up the sword with like... Read More