The Death of Democracy

It all started with a camel. Myself and a couple buddies sitting around bored at work start shooting the shit, one thing leads to another and before anyone knew it we were all balls deep in a probing socio-political discourse. It was one of those rare conversations where you go all the way down the rabbit hole and come out the other end affected by simply the act of discussion with other non-zombies. These types of conversations are the bitter... Read More

Shock and Awe

After discovering the perfect way to assault the evil SHIRLEY with water the other day I have taken pleasure in what I am now calling “BOMBING” her many times since. She has tried to come up and complain but I simply tell her that whatever the hell is going on in HER apartment is HER issue and stay the fuck away from me. I ain’t doing shit. I would feel bad about flooding the bitch to kingdom come but she had the fucking nerve to... Read More