War is Hell

While the US troubles in Iraq seem to be abating there are other battlefronts that have been in turn heating up.  The past few weeks have seen a marked escalation in the struggles between me and my downstairs nemesis (neighbor) the evil and insidious Shirley. The first struggle that got hot was in regards to the door leading to the stairs.  The door is right in front of Shirley’s apartment and she had complained to me for months about slamming... Read More

Coke Bomb Explosion Prank

A new breakthrough in Coke Bomb Technology…. AKPC_IDS += "2713,";Popularity: 2% [?] Read More

Shock and Awe

After discovering the perfect way to assault the evil SHIRLEY with water the other day I have taken pleasure in what I am now calling “BOMBING” her many times since. She has tried to come up and complain but I simply tell her that whatever the hell is going on in HER apartment is HER issue and stay the fuck away from me. I ain’t doing shit. I would feel bad about flooding the bitch to kingdom come but she had the fucking nerve to... Read More

Air Raid Bitchez!

I went to the Red Bull Air Races on the San Diego Bay all day Saturday and it was TOTALLY BADASS! These little planes can do shit that I’ve never seen before. It was the coolest thing ever. My bro took his boat out and we basically pigged out on fried chicken and beer while planes did gnarly spins and turns and shit right overhead all day long. There was a Navy airshow as well and we got buzzed by a bunch of badass jets and shit. On top of all... Read More

How To: Kill a Tree

For legal purposes this blog will be written under the pen name of “Mr. Bloggs” One day Mr. Bloggs woke up and realized that the tree that his neighbors loved and cherished was totally pissing him off.  Not only were the leaves falling onto his property but the roots were destroying his garden and the trunk itself was slowly pushing over his fence.  His wonderful view of downtown Bloggsville was blocked by the menacing horrible tree.... Read More

Sponge Bob Split Pants

So its been a crazy end to the week. Yesterday while doing squats in the gym I completely split the ass out of my workout shorts. My fat ass overwhelming the time tested forces of cloth and thread. Lucky for me there were two female trainers right behind me to stare longingly up my freshly exposed bung. Went to a dodgeball game Thursday night. My bro from bud/s team totally crushed the opposition. I have sworn allegiance to joining forces next season... Read More

Hey… Watch This!

Well I almost got murdered tonight attempting to pull off what I thought was a pretty good prank. I tried to steal a green Hamas flag from their headquarters in one of the provinces. Now this may sound completely insane, and well it probably is, but the time was right. It was rainy, keeping people off the streets. Its Shabbat right now so all the jews are indoors. It was night time, and well, night time is the right time. Anyway, I had to climb up... Read More