The Ecdysiast Dilemma

I woke up this morning on my couch with a hangover.  Yeah, welcome to my life.  My phone lay blinking on the coffee table, its tiny red eye telling me that I probably used it to conduct despicable deeds deep in the throes of another hypnotic drunk.  I start pulling memories from my head like weeds as I rummage through the pizza boxes that lay ravaged on the kitchen counter for a few edible scraps.  I had been up late listening to records and reading... Read More

Ghetto Spray

Today I have decided to set up a little mini tribute page for my old friend Mike from my home town – or as we call him “Spray”, or even “Ghetto Spray”. Mike is a good buddy of mine, but I can’t take too much hang-out because nothing really ever changes in his life. He lives in his parents house, delivers pizza for a living, and smokes a lot of weed. His interests include comic books, star wars figurines, and other... Read More

Static, Static, Static… We’re on a Video Rage

I played PS3 with my buddy Bobby until 6am this morning. We drank a million gallons of Jack Daniels and destroyed a million terrorists on Rainbow 6 : Las Vegas. We also ate a million pieces of Papa Johns Italian Meats pizza. It was delicious. I slept on a couch for 3 hours. Now I am totally hung over, tired, I have some kind of bowel problem from all that cheese and whiskey, and i gotta drive up to Fullerton to have a BBQ with my mom. I ate a multi-vitamin... Read More

Kiss Your ???

I blasted out a ton of fun at the San Diego International Comicbook Convention yesterday. It was super fun and hilarious. Check out the madness of it on MY FEET HURT in the ghetto lore section. My buddy Mike has been making me insane lately. The dude just got this Bulgarian girlfriend and she speaks like no fucking english so he is trying to like teach the chick. Anyway, the guy is none too smart to start out – we always make fun of him and... Read More