Jew Junkies, Tony Blair, and the Tomb of Yassir Arafat

I just finished a long muthafukkin day (16 hours long of work!). I am sick of being overseas and sick of dealing with bullshit just for a paycheck. God I feel like a sellout but I fucking need the cash. I am so ready to be done with this job. I wanna tell some people off and beat them stupid but I’m keeping my mouth shut so that I can continue to bank on this shit. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! On the brighter side, I Shabbat’ed this arab... Read More

Improvised Explosive Device

I came across this little pamphlet the other day for communicating the location of IEDs with Iraqis w/o speaking a word of Arabic. You come across these strange things in places like this.. the best stuff comes from the psyops or maybe the civil affairs guys, they have the most funny and bizarre schoolbooks and pamphlets and fliers and you fucking name it. I thought I would just put the pix of this thing here so maybe peeps could get a chuckle about... Read More

Pregnant With Celestial Fire

Quick update here, my head is totally swimming this morning. You heal me to death, by Jen is an expression of frustration and disappointment in regards to less that honorable corporate practices of one of America’s largest drug companies. I also put up a gallery of photos from my trip to a dying coal town in west virginia in the freak show section. Hopefully I can get over this sickness and get some more going here before too long. Just as a... Read More

Kiss Your ???

I blasted out a ton of fun at the San Diego International Comicbook Convention yesterday. It was super fun and hilarious. Check out the madness of it on MY FEET HURT in the ghetto lore section. My buddy Mike has been making me insane lately. The dude just got this Bulgarian girlfriend and she speaks like no fucking english so he is trying to like teach the chick. Anyway, the guy is none too smart to start out – we always make fun of him and... Read More

Dead Cat

I pepper-sprayed a wild dog that was running after our car after jumping off a 10 foot fence. How the huge beast got up there I have no fucking clue, but the motherfucker jumped down and charged so I had to hose it. Threw a flash-bang into an intersection a little later on in the day, stupid Iraqis for some reason don’t stop when large men with automatic weapons yell at them. I just don’t understand it. I know this may sound crazy but... Read More

Party Monster

Take a grip of crazies and 2 days worth of non-stop boozin and you may just raise the fearsome party monster from the depths of hell. When trying to remember what exactly had happened it became immediately apparent that each of us could only recall a small piece of the puzzle. But when those pieces combine like fucking VOLTRON it created the collective memory of the party monster. #gallery-3 { margin: auto; } #gallery-3 .gallery-item... Read More

Low Desert I

Iraq and Kuwait from March through August 2004 Iraq continues to flaunt its hostility toward America and to support terror. The Iraqi regime has plotted to develop anthrax, and nerve gas, and nuclear weapons for over a decade. This is a regime that has already used poison gas to murder thousands of its own citizens — leaving the bodies of mothers huddled over their dead children. This is a regime that agreed to international inspections —... Read More

Virginia

Virginia and North Carolina from October 2003 through February 2004 The error seems not sufficiently eradicated, that the operations of the mind, as well as the acts of the body, are subject to the coercion of the laws. But our rulers can have authority over such natural rights only as we have submitted to them. The rights of conscience we never submitted, we could not submit. We are answerable for them to our God. The legitimate powers of government... Read More