El Dorado

I got a phone call from a special lady who was very close to me a long time ago.  Her mouth was a knife, a scalpel, and she performed surgery on me. “Honestly, I feel sorry for you.” “What? Fuck you!? Why!?” “Well you used to be insightful and funny and awesome, but now you exist on the dark side.” “Whatever, I dance the line just like you do with your painting.  I peer into the void but I don’t live there.” “No.  I go to... Read More

The Big Disconnect – by Brad I.

I’ve been doing a fair amount of post-collegiate soul searching lately. Looking at my place in the world and wondering where my efforts would be most effectively applied. Seems pretty straight forward, but unforuntately, it isn’t. Things are pulling from all directions now. We don’t have a youth movement, our wars are manufactured (and thus, pretty tough to get behind on a personal level) and our counterculture is bought and sold for $9.95 with... Read More

“The Death Dealer For Dicks”

I’ve been lauging my ass off all day today. My buddy Jimmy over here had some unfortunate shit happen to him and even though I feel bad that the dude is fucked up I can’t help but laugh my ass off about it. So.. Iraq.. no girls right. Well Jimmy’s been here for like 3 months already and after that long you really start to miss things – like sex. Anyway, the dude was jacking off the other day and one of the other dudes here,... Read More