Chuck Bravedy is a Fuckhead (.com)

Is there a law against being a sellout?  No. Is there a rule against being a cowardly bitch?  No. Is there a commandment against being a total fuckhead?  No. Are there guys out there that need to go the fuck away and shut the fuck up for all time?  Yes. Enter Chuck Bravedy. Let me introduce you to Chuck “Bravedy” a former shitbag SEAL who has now published his bullshit bible-beater ideas into a book.  It would be bad enough that this... Read More

Hoo-Yah Hollywood

8 navy seals totally bored on a Hollywood movie set = total hilarity. My alarm cranked off at 2:30am. Time to get up, I was on my way up to L.A. for another weekend of total mayhem on the set of the Will Smith action-comedy-drama “John Hancock”. I picked up Bobby and we somehow make amazing time. It only took us an hour and a half to finish the commute which left us with a large chunk of unused time. We decided to just let the AC run and sleep... Read More

Lemon Time

Another weekend bites the dust (and I have nothing to show for it).  God life is just pouring out of me these days.  Time seems to be speeding up.  My finances are starting to dwindle like the glimmer of a fading star.  I worked on John Hancock all weekend up in L.A. and I find myself counting the breaths between the work and the paycheck.  The contracting companies are like desperate women and can smell... Read More

Certified A-1 Hollywood Movie Fag

Well fuck me sideways. Right when I was getting all pumped up to go to the comicon ’07 here in SD I get a call from Catherine and I’m now gonna be in some big bank robbery movie scene (supposedly going to be just like that scene in Heat – yeah right!) in the new Will Smith movie called “Tonight He Comes”.  So there goes my 30 dollar pre-registry money for my comicon tix right down the... Read More

El Diablo Cometh

Question: “Would you like to see a bunch of Navy SEALs totally crush a bunch of pot smoking, out of shape, losers from Ocean Beach?” If the answer is yes then you need to come to our dodgeball game tonight.  Our team name is “El Diablo” and we have been training and getting ready for nearly a month.  We have a whole playbook and all our tactics worked out.  This is our first game and we are expecting to completely dominate... Read More

Iron Man

Well just in case you were wondering why the site hadn’t been updated in a week its because I wa up in LA working on the new Iron Man movie. Movie making is a completely new experience for me.  Its was like total chaos for 5 days straight.  People running around like crazy, nobody seemingly in charge of anything, almost like they put a hundred people in a room with a hundred different jobs and somehow a movie is what came out.  I couldn’t... Read More

“Kiwidumps”

Kiwi and I finally beat GTA: San Andreas today… big life goal accomplished, I know, but that game is pretty cool. It’s tough to follow through with something that has so much instant gratification value built into just going around and doing stuff. Kiwi is so good at the cheat codes that he can blast out whatever he needs, matrix style, totally unconsciously.. Example: he is running down the street, wants a shotgun *poof* shotgun appears... Read More

Never Forget

Went out last night and had a few drinks down at the old Whistle Stopper, woke up early today and hit the gym. Hurried back to get cleaned up for a great breakfast at the Hash House (a go go) then more adventuring with camera in hand. I wish I could be more content with the fun today but some unfortunate news is weighing heavily on me right now. As every team guy and their families know there has been a fairly severe tragedy that occurred recently.... Read More

High Desert

Afganistan from April through October 2003. THE BALLAD OF THE KING’S JEST – Rudyard Kipling When spring-time flushes the desert grass, Our kafilas wind through the Khyber Pass. Lean are the camels but fat the frails, Light are the purses but heavy the bales, As the snowbound trade of the North comes down To the market-square of Peshawur town. In a turquoise twilight, crisp and chill, A kafila camped at the foot of the hill. Then blue smoke-haze... Read More