Lost in OC

Here I am, stagnating in the states. I remember a very senior and experienced SEAL once told me when I was about to take a vacation “Leave! What the fuck do you need leave for!? You just get soft and weak on leave!” That fucker was right in a lot of ways. You give yourself too much time to dwell on the banality of fungus growing on rocks flying through outer space and your reflexes slow down, thoughts get slurred, your determination... Read More

Dystopia

DYSTOPIA: definition dys-/dus- (Latin/Greek roots: ‘bad’ or ‘abnormal’)  +  -topos (Greek root: ‘place’) =  ‘bad place’ eu- (Greek root: ‘good’) / ou- (Greek root: ‘not’) + -topos (Greek root: ‘place’) = ’good/no place’ dystopia n. an imaginary wretched place, the opposite of utopia utopia n. a place... Read More

Titty Fuck Francie

Well I’m a total fucking idiot. Yeah, I know, big surprise. So I’m here in Iraq trying to work on the fucking site in my new and glorious free time and because the internet is totally shitty and sporadic as well as the fact that the power grid here in Baghdad goes up and down all the fucking time coupled with the problems of my stupid laptop continually overheating, I somehow deleted the index.shtml file off the site and then also somehow... Read More

Mariachi Moleste

A phone call the night before awakened me to the possibility of a full fledged day in the heart of San Juan Capistrano that might actually be a fun thing to do for a change. The San Juan Mission was hosting the first ever ‘Mariachi Battle of the Bands’ on the mission grounds so me and my two mariachi compadres loaded our guns and went to town. Just in case you didn’t know, the San Juan Mission was the 7th in a chain of 21 was founded... Read More