Robot Monster

I shuffle up the stairs to my condo.  Another long day into a late night.  I’ve been working nights for a month now.  My face feels hot and itchy.  My body aches.  I feel constantly nauseated.  My eyes weep with exhaustion.  I’ve been using energy drinks to keep going, two, then three a day.  Just to get up, get my boots on, finish my workout.  I haven’t been eating right, starving myself.  7-11 has become my blood bank.  My body... Read More

The California Zombie King

What would you expect I dress up as for Halloween!?  Well you’re goddamn right… a fucking zombie!  I am the California Zombie King – no bullshit.  It was the best fucking Halloween ever so this article is a two parter.  First, how to act like The California Zombie King.  Second, how to look like The California Zombie King.  Get some! How to act like the California Zombie King: -          Drank many PBR’s while... Read More

Creating a Monster

Today the weather here was perfect. Cool leaning toward cold, dark and overcast, windy but not steady.. it was windy in gusts that shook all the tents. Perfect nap weather. So we only had one short job to do today and that pretty much suits everybody fine. Ramadan is coming to an end and not a minute too soon, there have been 13 consecutive days of attacks on the main road we use every day and nobody wants the next attack to be on our team. I guess... Read More