Titty Fuck Francie

Well I’m a total fucking idiot. Yeah, I know, big surprise. So I’m here in Iraq trying to work on the fucking site in my new and glorious free time and because the internet is totally shitty and sporadic as well as the fact that the power grid here in Baghdad goes up and down all the fucking time coupled with the problems of my stupid laptop continually overheating, I somehow deleted the index.shtml file off the site and then also somehow... Read More

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I blasted out a ton of fun at the San Diego International Comicbook Convention yesterday. It was super fun and hilarious. Check out the madness of it on MY FEET HURT in the ghetto lore section. My buddy Mike has been making me insane lately. The dude just got this Bulgarian girlfriend and she speaks like no fucking english so he is trying to like teach the chick. Anyway, the guy is none too smart to start out – we always make fun of him and... Read More