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Ok, well just for starters… FUCK YOU MEXICO! Christy and I were headed for some In-n-out after the dodgeball game the the other day and this car comes skidding around like crazy until it totally lost control and smashed full power into the median barrier.  I call 9-11 and we pulled over to make sure nobody was bleeding out when the car starts back up, then speeds full power into oncoming traffic on the 8.  It then pulls a slow u-turn in the... Read More

Mariachi Moleste

A phone call the night before awakened me to the possibility of a full fledged day in the heart of San Juan Capistrano that might actually be a fun thing to do for a change. The San Juan Mission was hosting the first ever ‘Mariachi Battle of the Bands’ on the mission grounds so me and my two mariachi compadres loaded our guns and went to town. Just in case you didn’t know, the San Juan Mission was the 7th in a chain of 21 was founded... Read More