Stop, Drop, and Roll

It smells nice at first, nostalgic even.  Burning wood and charcoal embers seem almost appropriate in October.  It is a month of grey, orange, and black.  A month of dry grass blowing in the wind.  A month of pumpkin faces with fire in their eyes.  After a quick workout I called up my buddy Igor.  He had been laying fallow since the cancellation of his college courses for two straight days.  “Closed because of fire” is not an uncommon sight... Read More

Wasteland

Wasteland was, is, and will forever be the best computer game of all time. Now without making myself sound like a complete dork/nerd/dweeb/whatever in 1988 (yeah, way back in the fucking 80′s) I bought a computer game with my own money and loved the dogshit out of it. This is actaually a quite significant gesture for me (buying the game that is). I was 13 fucking years old and I had no job, too young to drive, no girls, a miserable nobody in... Read More