Snuff Film

“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from a troubled dream, he found himself changed in his bed to some monstrous kind of vermin.” AKPC_IDS += "4601,";Popularity: 1% [?] Read More

Congratulations, You’ve Made the List

Ok, well just for starters… FUCK YOU MEXICO! Christy and I were headed for some In-n-out after the dodgeball game the the other day and this car comes skidding around like crazy until it totally lost control and smashed full power into the median barrier.  I call 9-11 and we pulled over to make sure nobody was bleeding out when the car starts back up, then speeds full power into oncoming traffic on the 8.  It then pulls a slow u-turn in the... Read More

Chewbacca’s Girlfriend Plays Dodgeball

A glimmer of hope.  We crushed souls in our dodgeball game last night.  It was fun as shit.  We got the other team totally pissed off as usual.  In fact they were utterly gripped by fear and intimidation.  They tried taunting the players on our team but that is completely useless, we simply laugh at them.  The thing that was really pissing them off is when we would unleash our “demon roar” every time we threw the ball.  Then we... Read More

Fuck You Fatty!

The truth about fat people: USA Obesity Rates Reach Epidemic Proportions: - 58 Million Overweight; 40 Million Obese; 3 Million morbidly Obese - Eight out of 10 over 25′s Overweight - 78% of American’s not meeting basic activity level recommendations - 25% completely Sedentary - 76% increase in Type II diabetes in adults 30-40 yrs old since 1990 - Being disgustingly obese is not a right or priveledge and all fat people should be slaughtered. ... Read More

How To: Kill a Tree

For legal purposes this blog will be written under the pen name of “Mr. Bloggs” One day Mr. Bloggs woke up and realized that the tree that his neighbors loved and cherished was totally pissing him off.  Not only were the leaves falling onto his property but the roots were destroying his garden and the trunk itself was slowly pushing over his fence.  His wonderful view of downtown Bloggsville was blocked by the menacing horrible tree.... Read More

American Psycho [Cho Seung-hui & the crisis of young men in a feminised society]

Just before 5am on Monday, April 16, Cho Seung-hui got out of bed and walked to his computer. Perhaps he fiddled with his rambling 1,800-word self-portrait of a killer as the insults and grievances that he had been nursing for years coursed through his head. High on his list were his classmates from Westfield high school, who jeered at him to “go back to China” without bothering to check his nationality. Two of them — who happened to attend... Read More

Banned in Iraq

Saw the most kickass bar brawl the other day. This little dude totally wrecked this giant fat dude and the fat dude jumped the little dude. The best part was when the little guy rode the fat guy to the ground from behind by grabbing both his ears. The fat dude’s face smashed the concrete right at my feet (I actually had to move my foot so it didn’t get hit) and then the fat guy’s face exploded like a volcano of blood. Skullissa and... Read More