Holy Land

Israel and Palestine, December 2006 through February 2007 And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England’s mountains green? And was the holy Lamb of God On England’s pleasant pastures seen? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here Among these dark Satanic mills? Bring me my bow of burning gold: Bring me my arrows of desire: Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot... Read More

Bad Hummus

i got food poisoning again. fucking intolerable. i ordered fried eggs the other day and the restaurant told me that the rabbis says they aren’t allowed to fry eggs. i asked if i could just go back there and do it myself, again no. they don’t have the equipment i was then told. they need a completely different set of dishes, pots, stove, spatula, etc… the jews are a fearful people. i have a mohawk now. as if i wasn’t already... Read More

Hey… Watch This!

Well I almost got murdered tonight attempting to pull off what I thought was a pretty good prank. I tried to steal a green Hamas flag from their headquarters in one of the provinces. Now this may sound completely insane, and well it probably is, but the time was right. It was rainy, keeping people off the streets. Its Shabbat right now so all the jews are indoors. It was night time, and well, night time is the right time. Anyway, I had to climb up... Read More

Window Lickers (.com)

I nearly had to smoke a Palestino today (well not really, but it was pretty funny). I was coming through a gate into Israel out of one of the territories here and this scraggly lookin dude comes up to the car. He was waving a rag like he wanted to wash the windshield off. I just waved the dude off, I mean, fuck no he can’t touch the windshield. THe last thing we need over here is some greasy nasty palestinian smearing bacteria and bad breath... Read More

James Brown in Dead – Merry X-mas

Well it was a super lonely day over here. I had no electricity all fucking day.. Only in Israel do they turn off everyones power on fucking Christmas. I had to put all my food in the freezer so that it wouldn’t go bad. X-mas dinner consisted of bread and hummus. I am super homesick today so I’m gonna cut this one short. Miss everyone/thing super bad. Hope all you peeps have a great holiday. James Brown “Hardest working man in showbusiness” Inventor... Read More

Jew Junkies, Tony Blair, and the Tomb of Yassir Arafat

I just finished a long muthafukkin day (16 hours long of work!). I am sick of being overseas and sick of dealing with bullshit just for a paycheck. God I feel like a sellout but I fucking need the cash. I am so ready to be done with this job. I wanna tell some people off and beat them stupid but I’m keeping my mouth shut so that I can continue to bank on this shit. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! On the brighter side, I Shabbat’ed this arab... Read More

Sweet Revenge

Well I’ve been under threat of exploding bowels for days now but today that condition pushed an incident to its crisis. In all honesty this was never planned or in any way expected. I was driving back to my place when I was hit with a wave of severe displeasure. When these waves hit I have about 1-2 minutes to find a toilet before I make a giant mess of myself. Fortunately there was a gas station right there so I simply pulled off. I went running... Read More

I’ve Been Cursed by a Jew Witch!?

I didn’t really believe in this shit until lately, but recent events have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that… I’VE BEEN CURSED BY A JEW WITCH! Sounds like something out of Borat, but its fucking true. This old jew hag put her filthy jew curse on me and now my life is a wreck! It all started when I was just walking through the old city in Jerusalem. I was poking my head into shops, snapping pix of ancient shit, appriciating the... Read More