Holy Land

Israel and Palestine, December 2006 through February 2007 And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England’s mountains green? And was the holy Lamb of God On England’s pleasant pastures seen? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here Among these dark Satanic mills? Bring me my bow of burning gold: Bring me my arrows of desire: Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot... Read More

Bad Hummus

i got food poisoning again. fucking intolerable. i ordered fried eggs the other day and the restaurant told me that the rabbis says they aren’t allowed to fry eggs. i asked if i could just go back there and do it myself, again no. they don’t have the equipment i was then told. they need a completely different set of dishes, pots, stove, spatula, etc… the jews are a fearful people. i have a mohawk now. as if i wasn’t already... Read More

Jew Junkies, Tony Blair, and the Tomb of Yassir Arafat

I just finished a long muthafukkin day (16 hours long of work!). I am sick of being overseas and sick of dealing with bullshit just for a paycheck. God I feel like a sellout but I fucking need the cash. I am so ready to be done with this job. I wanna tell some people off and beat them stupid but I’m keeping my mouth shut so that I can continue to bank on this shit. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! On the brighter side, I Shabbat’ed this arab... Read More

Sweet Revenge

Well I’ve been under threat of exploding bowels for days now but today that condition pushed an incident to its crisis. In all honesty this was never planned or in any way expected. I was driving back to my place when I was hit with a wave of severe displeasure. When these waves hit I have about 1-2 minutes to find a toilet before I make a giant mess of myself. Fortunately there was a gas station right there so I simply pulled off. I went running... Read More

I’ve Been Cursed by a Jew Witch!?

I didn’t really believe in this shit until lately, but recent events have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that… I’VE BEEN CURSED BY A JEW WITCH! Sounds like something out of Borat, but its fucking true. This old jew hag put her filthy jew curse on me and now my life is a wreck! It all started when I was just walking through the old city in Jerusalem. I was poking my head into shops, snapping pix of ancient shit, appriciating the... Read More

Glory Hole in Wailing Wall

FINALLY FINALLY FUCKING FINALLY I GOT INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think it was the tasty-ass kabobs I had for dinner tonight that finally helped me power through the bullshit. THem shits are yummy as fuck. I love to slam dunk giant sizzling chunks of meat into dishes filled with various spices. I like even better that I myself have just removed the meat from the little sword that is was cooked on. I even sometimes pick up the sword with like... Read More