Holy Land

Israel and Palestine, December 2006 through February 2007 And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England’s mountains green? And was the holy Lamb of God On England’s pleasant pastures seen? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here Among these dark Satanic mills? Bring me my bow of burning gold: Bring me my arrows of desire: Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot... Read More

Camel Jockey

(10 days to go) Sorry I’ve been lagging so bad on keeping the site updated this month. I’m on autopilot over here. I need to escape this place, need to get back to San Diego and my friends and family. I am so sick of being away. e x h a u s t e d . no other word to describe it. totally exhausted. Anyway, here’s a few pix just to keep the media flowing. Recently got in touch with an old highschool friend (myspace strikes again),... Read More

“Darnell”

Went out boozin last night, and it was time for a little release. The team has been getting more and more fed up with the idiotic jews and their ridiculous ways. Our methods for coping with their stupidity have become more and more malicious as time goes on. We don’t even want to go to restaurants or hit up bars in Israel any more – rather just go to one of the terretories and give our money to the palestinian stores and bars. You know... Read More

Bad Hummus

i got food poisoning again. fucking intolerable. i ordered fried eggs the other day and the restaurant told me that the rabbis says they aren’t allowed to fry eggs. i asked if i could just go back there and do it myself, again no. they don’t have the equipment i was then told. they need a completely different set of dishes, pots, stove, spatula, etc… the jews are a fearful people. i have a mohawk now. as if i wasn’t already... Read More

Hey… Watch This!

Well I almost got murdered tonight attempting to pull off what I thought was a pretty good prank. I tried to steal a green Hamas flag from their headquarters in one of the provinces. Now this may sound completely insane, and well it probably is, but the time was right. It was rainy, keeping people off the streets. Its Shabbat right now so all the jews are indoors. It was night time, and well, night time is the right time. Anyway, I had to climb up... Read More

James Brown in Dead – Merry X-mas

Well it was a super lonely day over here. I had no electricity all fucking day.. Only in Israel do they turn off everyones power on fucking Christmas. I had to put all my food in the freezer so that it wouldn’t go bad. X-mas dinner consisted of bread and hummus. I am super homesick today so I’m gonna cut this one short. Miss everyone/thing super bad. Hope all you peeps have a great holiday. James Brown “Hardest working man in showbusiness” Inventor... Read More

The Valley of the Shadow of Death (All Hail Moloch!)

Today marks my first actual experience with ancient evil. It was a stormy day, the first storm we’ve seen here. It was on Shabbat and while all the devout jews were trying not to anger their god I ventured out in search of biblical evil. After doing some reading I decided to explore what one guide book called ‘the valley of the shadow of death’. “Encircling the foot of Mount Zion is the Hinnom Valley, called Gehenna (meaning... Read More

Jew Junkies, Tony Blair, and the Tomb of Yassir Arafat

I just finished a long muthafukkin day (16 hours long of work!). I am sick of being overseas and sick of dealing with bullshit just for a paycheck. God I feel like a sellout but I fucking need the cash. I am so ready to be done with this job. I wanna tell some people off and beat them stupid but I’m keeping my mouth shut so that I can continue to bank on this shit. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! On the brighter side, I Shabbat’ed this arab... Read More

Sweet Revenge

Well I’ve been under threat of exploding bowels for days now but today that condition pushed an incident to its crisis. In all honesty this was never planned or in any way expected. I was driving back to my place when I was hit with a wave of severe displeasure. When these waves hit I have about 1-2 minutes to find a toilet before I make a giant mess of myself. Fortunately there was a gas station right there so I simply pulled off. I went running... Read More

Shabbat! (c) ™

SHABBAT! (c) ™ – I have to put that or I’ll get sued by Jehovah Yes thats right boys and girls, its the jewish holy day of rest. This means no working of any kind no matter what. You see all the orthodox dudes walking around dressed like amish pachucos with their curly-q’s hanging down. I swear to fucking god that I saw a missing member to ZZ Top dressed in full jewish regalia just walking down the street today. Some cats even... Read More