Follow the Leader

I know I’m not the first person, and definitely not the only one, who is dealing with total bullshit at work.  The funny thing is that people generally go along with stupid shit no matter how anti they may actually be.  It drives me crazy when I catch myself starting to believe the bullshit or being bullied by it.  I know you are all wondering “what the fuck happened?”  Without getting into details I’m going to outline a few issues... Read More

He Was One of Us

I slept for 12 hours last night…!? I think I must be on the verge of death.. who the fuck sleepts 12 hours!?!? The crazy part is that I could have slept all day but I had to make myself get up and out of bed… It was soooo comfy and nice. Ok.. enough strangeness! I already know what everyone is going to say. “Why the FUCK haven’t you been updating the site!?” Well I have no excuses, I basically suck. So instead of just... Read More

(Fart Noises)

I saw a woman in the gym tonight wearing a breathing mask while she was running on the treadmill. Why are people so fucking lame? Lady, you are an IDIOT! On a side note, I discovered something a while ago – AND I already posted it up here, but for whatever reason I’m doing it again…. like an idiot: Listen to both of these back to back and you decide…?! Eddie Cochran – C’mon Everybody (released in 1959) The Ramones... Read More

Chuck Bravedy is a Fuckhead (.com)

Is there a law against being a sellout?  No. Is there a rule against being a cowardly bitch?  No. Is there a commandment against being a total fuckhead?  No. Are there guys out there that need to go the fuck away and shut the fuck up for all time?  Yes. Enter Chuck Bravedy. Let me introduce you to Chuck “Bravedy” a former shitbag SEAL who has now published his bullshit bible-beater ideas into a book.  It would be bad enough that this... Read More

Religion is for the Weak

Americans are complete idiots. According to a 2006 Gallup poll, about 46% of Americans believe in strict creationism, concurring with the statement that “God created man pretty much in his present form at one time within the last 10,000 years,” and 36% believe that God guided the process of evolution. Only 13% believe that humans evolved over millions of years, without any supernatural intervention. Belief in creationism is inversely correlated... Read More

“Darnell”

Went out boozin last night, and it was time for a little release. The team has been getting more and more fed up with the idiotic jews and their ridiculous ways. Our methods for coping with their stupidity have become more and more malicious as time goes on. We don’t even want to go to restaurants or hit up bars in Israel any more – rather just go to one of the terretories and give our money to the palestinian stores and bars. You know... Read More