The California Zombie King

What would you expect I dress up as for Halloween!?  Well you’re goddamn right… a fucking zombie!  I am the California Zombie King – no bullshit.  It was the best fucking Halloween ever so this article is a two parter.  First, how to act like The California Zombie King.  Second, how to look like The California Zombie King.  Get some! How to act like the California Zombie King: -          Drank many PBR’s while... Read More

Madhouse

The helo came in and we got resupplied recently and man did we need it. It seemed like I’ve been living off cans of tunafish and beans for the last week now. Don’t even have an opener and my leatherman got punked so I’ve been forced to use a fucking wrench. Fuck it… I’d use a clothes hanger if I had to – hunger kicking in the way it has. The only thing we had here besides canned food is peanut butter and a shitload... Read More