The California Zombie King

What would you expect I dress up as for Halloween!?  Well you’re goddamn right… a fucking zombie!  I am the California Zombie King – no bullshit.  It was the best fucking Halloween ever so this article is a two parter.  First, how to act like The California Zombie King.  Second, how to look like The California Zombie King.  Get some! How to act like the California Zombie King: -          Drank many PBR’s while... Read More

Notes From the Underground

Another week has dropped off the map forever, another weekend too. I don’t really have anything tangible to show for my experiences over the past few days except for some spots on my liver and a little spilled tacos on my front door mat. Halloween came and went, uneventful. I remember last year I was so excited to have a Halloween in the states for the first time in years – it was great. Met a nice girl, had some drinks, had fun. This... Read More

Necropolis

I step off the death flight still in a daze from the pills and boredom and immediately throw my kit into my rental minivan (I got a free upgrade so just shut the fuck up right now).  Power through a three hour drive from DC to VA Beach for the first Halloween I’ve spent stateside for as long as I can remember.  My brain is having trouble adjusting.  Maybe it’s the Ambiens, maybe culture shock, but everything starts to seem weird.  And not... Read More

Iraq-o-Ween

HAPPY IRAQ-O-WEEN!!! There was light rain all day over here. I felt bad for the soldiers out on the roads today, apparently there is a heightened alert during the election time so the military has a bunch of Bradleys and M1′s and stuff plopped along the major highway to prevent attacks. The guys look like they are just living out of their vehicles for a few days. We used to run into these dudes stationed out in BFE on Route Tampa (main N/S highway... Read More