(Fart Noises)

I saw a woman in the gym tonight wearing a breathing mask while she was running on the treadmill. Why are people so fucking lame? Lady, you are an IDIOT! On a side note, I discovered something a while ago – AND I already posted it up here, but for whatever reason I’m doing it again…. like an idiot: Listen to both of these back to back and you decide…?! Eddie Cochran – C’mon Everybody (released in 1959) The Ramones... Read More

Sponge Bob Split Pants

So its been a crazy end to the week. Yesterday while doing squats in the gym I completely split the ass out of my workout shorts. My fat ass overwhelming the time tested forces of cloth and thread. Lucky for me there were two female trainers right behind me to stare longingly up my freshly exposed bung. Went to a dodgeball game Thursday night. My bro from bud/s team totally crushed the opposition. I have sworn allegiance to joining forces next season... Read More

Space Madness

As of today I am officially a founding member of the contractor fight club. No, not literally, but as of yesterday we dropped off our clients at the airport and have absolutely nothing to do for at least the next two weeks. After that they are scheduled to return to B-dad and only make periodic visits back up to our site. This means that all we have to do up here is work out, conduct self-directed training with weapons and tactics, punch the heavy... Read More

24H Fitness Freaks

Attention 24H Fitness in Hillcrest people… STOP THE MADNESS! Noah and I decided today that things had progressed from bad to worse to worser to worstest in a very short time. When we first started going to the Hillcrest 24H fitness when we got back from Iraq we had a feeling that it was going to be a unique experience. Both of us had already seen the best and worst that gyms have to offer over the years and the thought of a gym in downtown Hillcrest... Read More