Coal Miner’s Daughter

Philipi, West Virginia, February and March 2006 I was a coal miner’s daughter, I lived in an old coal mining town. When I’d wake up in the morning and hear the whistle blow, my daddy would grab his dinner can and off to work he’d go. He’d work hard all day and it weren’t no fun. When he’d call for two dollars at the script office they wouldn’t give him but one. I would say “oh Lord looks down on... Read More

Kiss Your ???

I blasted out a ton of fun at the San Diego International Comicbook Convention yesterday. It was super fun and hilarious. Check out the madness of it on MY FEET HURT in the ghetto lore section. My buddy Mike has been making me insane lately. The dude just got this Bulgarian girlfriend and she speaks like no fucking english so he is trying to like teach the chick. Anyway, the guy is none too smart to start out – we always make fun of him and... Read More

Overpass

So I guess you can’t even go 2 or 3 weeks around here without someone complaining about something. Aside from all the bullshit of getting my taxes figured out and getting a mortgage set up and talking to realtors and buying a god-damned condo I am not given any slack even on the maintenance of this site. Let me quote: “” Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 11:54:04 -0800 From: classified To: admin@slavenation.com Cc: Subject: Get... Read More

Low Desert II

Iraq and Kuwait from September 2004 through January 2005 “We made them drink poison last night and Saddam Hussein’s soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.” - Iraqi Information Minister #gallery-3 { margin: auto; } #gallery-3 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } #gallery-3 img { border:... Read More

Creep Doggin’

Days to go: 9 (SINGLE DIGITS MUTHAFUKKA!!!) Noah “Dude, they’re adding days!” Me, having no idea what he is talking about “What? What days?” Noah “Days until we get out of here.” Me, thinking someone extended our contract somehow secretly “Who’s adding days?” Noah “You know, ‘them’!” Me, finally realizing what the fuck he was talking about “Bastards! Why the... Read More

Dead Santa

I really wish it wasn’t Christmas Eve today. Everybody wanted to be anywhere but here and we had to work. The weather was shitty all day long until it finally broke out into rain around 2300 (that’s 1100 pm in the business). I took a few pictures of just some random shit. I kind of was trying to express my mood in the photographs but I don’t know if they came out that way. After we did our mission shit we all kinda hung out around... Read More

Iraq-o-Ween

HAPPY IRAQ-O-WEEN!!! There was light rain all day over here. I felt bad for the soldiers out on the roads today, apparently there is a heightened alert during the election time so the military has a bunch of Bradleys and M1′s and stuff plopped along the major highway to prevent attacks. The guys look like they are just living out of their vehicles for a few days. We used to run into these dudes stationed out in BFE on Route Tampa (main N/S highway... Read More

Party Monster

Take a grip of crazies and 2 days worth of non-stop boozin and you may just raise the fearsome party monster from the depths of hell. When trying to remember what exactly had happened it became immediately apparent that each of us could only recall a small piece of the puzzle. But when those pieces combine like fucking VOLTRON it created the collective memory of the party monster. #gallery-7 { margin: auto; } #gallery-7 .gallery-item... Read More

Low Desert I

Iraq and Kuwait from March through August 2004 Iraq continues to flaunt its hostility toward America and to support terror. The Iraqi regime has plotted to develop anthrax, and nerve gas, and nuclear weapons for over a decade. This is a regime that has already used poison gas to murder thousands of its own citizens — leaving the bodies of mothers huddled over their dead children. This is a regime that agreed to international inspections —... Read More

Virginia

Virginia and North Carolina from October 2003 through February 2004 The error seems not sufficiently eradicated, that the operations of the mind, as well as the acts of the body, are subject to the coercion of the laws. But our rulers can have authority over such natural rights only as we have submitted to them. The rights of conscience we never submitted, we could not submit. We are answerable for them to our God. The legitimate powers of government... Read More