Follow the Leader

I know I’m not the first person, and definitely not the only one, who is dealing with total bullshit at work.  The funny thing is that people generally go along with stupid shit no matter how anti they may actually be.  It drives me crazy when I catch myself starting to believe the bullshit or being bullied by it.  I know you are all wondering “what the fuck happened?”  Without getting into details I’m going to outline a few issues... Read More

2 CrossFitters 1 Chalk Bucket

“I’m like a god damned Navy SEAL and an Olympic gold medalist wrapped in a fucking suit of body armor!” CrossFit – Fran – CultFit AKPC_IDS += "5112,";Popularity: 6% [?] Read More

Crackhead vs Power Windows

I was driving today on my way back from lunch and some crazy shit went down.  I was stopped at the traffic light on 25th and Market heading away from downtown and this crazy black bum came up to my passenger window and started screaming strange shit at me.  I turned down the radio and cracked the window three inches to hear what the crazy fucker was saying. Cracked out bum, “The word! The word! The word!” Me, “What’s the word?” Cracked... Read More

Chode

A friend recently got back into town from a dusty yet uneventful overseas deployment and after a phone call we met up the other night at the Whistle Stop for some cold beers and Connect-Four.  Tuesday night is game night at the W/S, and nowadays it’s the best night to rip that place up ever since the weekends became the equivalent of playing twister with a hundred pale nerds wearing tight jeans in a rickety cattle car.  As the DJ spun soothing... Read More

Sprague or a Donkey (.com)

The crew had assembled, beers were being drained at a record pace, many subjects were debated until somehow the focal sum of all our wonderings was directed at one question.  One question to rule them all. Would you rather have sex with Sprague or a donkey? Seemingly an innocent enough query, but much truth lay in the divination of ones answer.  Perhaps the very core of a person’s being is the wellspring from which the answer to this pondering... Read More

The Black Beast

Now I’ve explained in detail on this site all the hardships I’ve had to endure with the feud between myself and my downstairs neighbor Shirley. The exploits of our feud have reached almost epic proportions. Last night I have come to realize that another feud has started right where I least expected it. My girlfriend lives in the Kensington area. She is on the second floor of her apartment complex. It’s a pretty nice place, but the problem is... Read More

Bride Butchers Hair

I fucking love this video..  It truly shows how fucked up chicks get when the wedding sickness infects their brains.  Not only is the bride a fucking moron, but her friends are loving every minute of it and actually trying to fuck her hair up worse under the guise of helping. I halfway want to shoot this bitch in the face, and yet the sadistic side of me relishes in her idiotic misery.  Hilarious! AKPC_IDS += "3613,";Popularity: 4% [?] Read More

Shoppers/Savages

Fuck you Walmart – but more to the point, fuck you America. Early Friday morning, some 200 Wal-Mart shoppers “physically broke down the doors,” knocked a 34 year old Wal-Mart greeter to the floor, and then stampeded over his body until the man was dead. For this, the man no doubt received the usual Wal-Mart poverty wages. For an encore, the shoppers savages knocked down a pregnant woman. Reportedly, she lost the baby the 28-year-old... Read More

If An A-Bomb Falls (comic book)

Found this little gem the other day and was totally blown away (pun intended).  It totally reminds me of that kickass old movie Atomic Cafe with all the 40′s/50′s style info film and hype about nuclear war.  Basically this shit is totally fucking bad to the ass, check it out for a good chuckle and the info might just save your life. #gallery-1 { margin: auto; } #gallery-1 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top:... Read More

The H-Bomb And You (comic book)

I will simply quote an old friend of slavenation.com to introduce this H-bomb comic book gallery. “I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.” - Ronald Reagan #gallery-2 { margin: auto; } #gallery-2 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } #gallery-2 img { border:... Read More