The Black Beast Strikes Back

I don’t know how many of you remember a few months ago when I posted about my g/f’s apartment complex and the horrible “black beast” whose lair is just below my g/f’s apartment.  Well in our last encounter the beast was ostensibly slain by our stomping drunken feet at 2AM.  She ran outside, screaming her pumpkin sized head off, and then retreated in defeat to the sound of our echoing laughter.  Her chanting, singing... Read More

Anti-Fashion ’08

Well its the new fucking year. 2008, fuck, it even sounds like we’re living in the future. Even though everything still pretty much sucks (and probably always will) there are some changes that should be made this year. So without any other blathering I present to you: THE TOP TEN LIST OF FASHIONS THAT NEED TO DIE IN 2008!!!!! - First and foremost - CROCs & UGG BOOTS!!! Uggs, FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!! These things are the fucking worst, they... Read More

Fuck You Fatty!

The truth about fat people: USA Obesity Rates Reach Epidemic Proportions: - 58 Million Overweight; 40 Million Obese; 3 Million morbidly Obese - Eight out of 10 over 25′s Overweight - 78% of American’s not meeting basic activity level recommendations - 25% completely Sedentary - 76% increase in Type II diabetes in adults 30-40 yrs old since 1990 - Being disgustingly obese is not a right or priveledge and all fat people should be slaughtered. ... Read More