Bully

I am a bully. I have come to the realization that I am a scum-sucking lowlife bully.  I have always thought of myself as a pretty happy-go-lucky drunk.  The kind of jolly boozer that only really makes an ass out of himself much to the amusement of everyone around him but with no real harm done.  Unfortunately for me, reality doesn’t give a shit about what I think about myself.  Two weekends in a row and after the unanimous decision of everyone... Read More

I Hate Whole Foods

I want to eat healthy, I want to do what is right for the environment, and I want to shop at a supermarket that supports these intentions, but I HATE WHOLE FOODS. The place is, at its most elementary level, a good idea.  Unfortunately in execution it is a judgmental left wing hippie hell hole.  I don’t like being judged for not filling my cart with all organic foods.  I don’t like being judged because my fucking clothes aren’t made out of... Read More

Certified A-1 Hollywood Movie Fag

Well fuck me sideways. Right when I was getting all pumped up to go to the comicon ’07 here in SD I get a call from Catherine and I’m now gonna be in some big bank robbery movie scene (supposedly going to be just like that scene in Heat – yeah right!) in the new Will Smith movie called “Tonight He Comes”.  So there goes my 30 dollar pre-registry money for my comicon tix right down the... Read More

Wolf Weiss

Recently here in Iraq the news of an American ex-military contractor that was killed spread among the masses. Unlike most every other American deaths over here the sentiment was not that of anger or regret but that of laughter, joy, and in most cases the death was made into a joke. The contractor that was killed was “Wolf” Weiss. Wolf was pretty much the finger pointing target of a lot of funmaking because of an article that appeared in Rolling... Read More