Aggravatron (The Angry Robot)

Today was one of those days where everything goes wrong. From beginning to end this day was a total nightmare. I should have known, in fact I even had forewarning that today was going to be a shit storm but I pressed forward like a good little automaton droid. It was a Monday first of all, which means that it has a suck factor right from the start. Next, I’m on the way to my truck at like 5:30 am and a goddamn skunk comes out of nowhere and tries... Read More

Hipsters of the World, Unite!

Linkery žil, Linkery žije, Linkery bude žít..? If you’re looking for a great place to eat with friendly service and a good menu then stay the fuck away from The Linkery in North Park. I promise to you the place is run by fucking commies! First and foremost, you will be paying top dollar for a plate filled with fucking hotdogs!? I mean for two people to eat without even buying drinks you will drop around thirty bucks for four sausages total.... Read More