St. Patrick’s Day Weekend List 1138

-=-got completely shitfaced at the Cha Cha Lounge. -=-Scarfed down 3 tamales. (NOTE: if you are in Silverlake latenight and need some grub, you must find the tamale guy and give him all your money, you will not be disappointed) -=-K-Funk (great job by the way) videotaped a girl scratching her pussy when she thought nobody was looking with the nightvision mode on my camcorder and laughed so hard my neck meat almost broke. (MOVIE IDEA: “Since when... Read More

I Wanna Be Your Dog

good news: the 300 is a kickass movie better news: st. pat’s is on saturday best news: WON FREE ADMISSION TO A LIVE RECORDING AND Q&A WITH IGGY AND THE STOOGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations! Yahoo! Music and Capital Music Group have chosen youand a guest to attend an exclusive taping of TheStooges for Nissan Live Sets On Yahoo! Music. READ CAREFULLY When: March 20, 2007, 7pm taping (doors close at6:30pm)Where: The Nissan Live Sets stage,... Read More

Back to the Future – by Brad I.

Maybe it’d be simpler to just sum up this 3-day saga into chewable little bits – portions ripe for consumption. Well, the truth is, I can’t – or rather – won’t do that. Fuck that. Life doesn’t spill out its narrative at that pace, no matter how much this all-encompassing ‘postmodern’ framework tries to convince us otherwise. It’s an epic, sprawling clusterfuck of success and failure, of sheer... Read More

The Tri-County Trifecta

Ok.. everybody knows that there are some no-shit rules you have to follow when conducting travel to 3rd world shitholes. First, don’t drink the water. Second, don’t eat the local food. Third, don’t get shitfaced drunk. Well it was my fucking birthday so I broke all three in one night. Look, this ain’t my first rodeo but you only turn 30 once right? Well that’s... Read More

Banned in Iraq

Saw the most kickass bar brawl the other day. This little dude totally wrecked this giant fat dude and the fat dude jumped the little dude. The best part was when the little guy rode the fat guy to the ground from behind by grabbing both his ears. The fat dude’s face smashed the concrete right at my feet (I actually had to move my foot so it didn’t get hit) and then the fat guy’s face exploded like a volcano of blood. Skullissa and... Read More

Drama Queen

What a fucking weekend. Block Party in PB, ho-ly-shit.. everybody in town was there. A lot of people had fun and about just as many ended up feeling hurt. I’m not going to get into all the little bullshit details about who said what and who did what to who but the bottom line is that I learned my lesson about what can happen when you booze on a Friday the 13th weekend. At this... Read More

“Crappling”

I got totally ripped last night at the Whistle Stop. Kiwidumps got so fucked up that when I got back home he tackled me to the ground and we got into this drunken ground grappling session where he would jab the hell out of me in the ribs the little fucker. I was so loaded that I was just flopping around like an asshole until Shirley from downstairs rescued me with a phone call. She sounded really pissed off, “It sounds like you’re coming... Read More

Christmas Brannigan

I went on a “christmas brannigan”. Now probably most of you have no fucking idea what I’m talking about here. Back when I was in college my good buddy Dave Miller and I used to get wastoid fairly frequently. We one time heard about this thing called a ‘brannigan’ and it stuck with us. A Brannigan is an irish term used to explain a total drunken rampage. Like when you get so fucked up that you are smashing furniture and... Read More

Escape Artists

We had a guaranteed shot at booze, girls, and fancy hotels but we turned it down for a week of absolute insanity. After a long period of uncertainty the Dubai plan was actually approved by the company head shed. We would be flying out on a DFS bird Tuesday morning and have from the 30th through the 5th to do whatever the hell we wanted to. Most of the plans involved hookers, alcohol, and expensive hotels. Noah and I started adding up the prospective... Read More