The California Zombie King

What would you expect I dress up as for Halloween!?  Well you’re goddamn right… a fucking zombie!  I am the California Zombie King – no bullshit.  It was the best fucking Halloween ever so this article is a two parter.  First, how to act like The California Zombie King.  Second, how to look like The California Zombie King.  Get some! How to act like the California Zombie King: -          Drank many PBR’s while... Read More

Memorial Dumps

Memorial Day weekend.  I got shithouse drunk last night in memory for being alive.  Here is the sordid list of details. - I got caught in the worst traffic ever.. it was so fucking bad that this goddamn bum in a bum-cart was going faster than me down the road.. fucking totally infuriating.  The worst thing about the bum-cart dude was that his rig was in no way motorized, it was just his dirty little sneakers slowly dragging the thing on down the... Read More

NEKROMANTIX!

I am a wreck this morning, but the NEKROMANTIX concert was fucking BADASS!!!! *BUT* where the fuck does the san diego HOB get off charging 16 bucks for a redbull vodka!?!?!?!?!?! that is just fucking insane… whats more insane is that I paid it over and over and over again.  Oh fuck I’m gonna go dry heave for a while . AKPC_IDS += "308,";Popularity: 1% [?] Read More