Chewbacca’s Girlfriend Plays Dodgeball

A glimmer of hope.  We crushed souls in our dodgeball game last night.  It was fun as shit.  We got the other team totally pissed off as usual.  In fact they were utterly gripped by fear and intimidation.  They tried taunting the players on our team but that is completely useless, we simply laugh at them.  The thing that was really pissing them off is when we would unleash our “demon roar” every time we threw the ball.  Then we... Read More

Viva Los Diablos Locos

Our dodgeball team totally crushed the opposition again tonight.  It was a fucking total slaughter!  We played the green team tonight, I think they were called Kermit’s Rash or something like that.  Regardless, we totally crushed them.  I got out like a total dumbass in the first game because I thought the ref blew the whistle, total bullshit, but no biggie – we still crushed them.  In game two it must have been the fastest dodgeball... Read More

Dodgeball Bitch Boy

You know I completely forgot to give the rundown of the first game of the new dodgeball season!?! I must be going retarded. WE WON!  Which was pretty fun, as usual, but even more satisfying than victory was getting the other team’s captain so pissed off that he literally had a complete meltdown on the court.  It was fucking great.  One of our new players, a girl named Charlie, told us that the other captain (also named charlie) loses all... Read More

Shout at the Devil

It was total destruction!  El Diablo not only defeated the other team but they were completely humiliated.  It was the best ever.  We never lost a single game.  The team was running around like wild animals, like savage beasts.  We conducted ourselves in the manner befitting the children of the jackal. This picture was found on the court on the body of a dead man for none were left alive. After the game in true El Diablo fashion we went down... Read More

El Diablo

It was total destruction. It was total mayhem. It was total victory! We completely crushed the opposition.  Dodgeball is the best fucking game ever.  I love it.  Their team name was the “Beach Boozers” but by the time we were done with them they felt more like the “bitch losers”.  Its been a long time since I’ve felt the competitive juices surging through my body.  Coursing through my veins like hot magma.  The hunger to rip somebody’s... Read More

El Diablo Cometh

Question: “Would you like to see a bunch of Navy SEALs totally crush a bunch of pot smoking, out of shape, losers from Ocean Beach?” If the answer is yes then you need to come to our dodgeball game tonight.  Our team name is “El Diablo” and we have been training and getting ready for nearly a month.  We have a whole playbook and all our tactics worked out.  This is our first game and we are expecting to completely dominate... Read More

Sponge Bob Split Pants

So its been a crazy end to the week. Yesterday while doing squats in the gym I completely split the ass out of my workout shorts. My fat ass overwhelming the time tested forces of cloth and thread. Lucky for me there were two female trainers right behind me to stare longingly up my freshly exposed bung. Went to a dodgeball game Thursday night. My bro from bud/s team totally crushed the opposition. I have sworn allegiance to joining forces next season... Read More