Colony Collapse Disorder

For the last few weeks I have noticed a disturbing trend on my front door – bees.  At first I dismissed it, thought it was nothing important, a mere fluke of nature, but the bees continued to come. At first it was just a few. I would occasionally notice a couple of them crawling around the hallway light near my front door in the morning when I went to work (around 5:30am). Then I caught a few crawling into the front of my condo under the door.... Read More

G.G. Allin

Born Jesus Christ Allin, G.G. Allin was to some the ultimate symbol of rock & roll rebellion, taking it to extremes that no one else was dangerous enough to explore. To others he was a lunatic whose attempts to shock and disgust were too ham-fisted to be taken seriously. Wherever the truth lay, there can be no doubt that Allin was the most spectacular degenerate in rock & roll history. Just to give GG the best possible representation I’m... Read More

Cho in the Rye

Massacre at Virginia Tech? Well I remember hearing all kinds of things about Charles Whitman throughout my life.  I suppose that his actions bear the most direct relation to this incident.  There is almost this romantic view that history can drape over events of mortal terror. To be completely honest I thought that even though the mass killings of the dudes at Columbine HS were pretty gruesome and crappy, I had to at least grant that probably many... Read More

Spear me down, Heaven

When the time came I did it. I had to. You had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today. But you decided to spill my blood. You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours. Now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off. Jesus loved crucifying me. You loved inducing cancer in my head and terrorizing my heart and ripping my soul all this time. I didn’t have to do this. I could have left.... Read More

Escape Artists

We had a guaranteed shot at booze, girls, and fancy hotels but we turned it down for a week of absolute insanity. After a long period of uncertainty the Dubai plan was actually approved by the company head shed. We would be flying out on a DFS bird Tuesday morning and have from the 30th through the 5th to do whatever the hell we wanted to. Most of the plans involved hookers, alcohol, and expensive hotels. Noah and I started adding up the prospective... Read More

Dingo

Peter “Dingo” G. (i’m leaving his full name out so his family may remain anonymous) While this site is the first place to call bullshit when it sees it, it also will be the first to praise a good brother. This little page is a no-shit tribute to a good friend and teammate Peter “Dingo” Goodfellow. Dingo was an extremely motivated, intelligent, locked-on, operator. He was extremely dedicated to being organized and squared... Read More

Wild Turkey

Well its Thanksgiving again. Another holiday that slides right through me like a sickness. I kind of thought that when I got out of the teams that I would be around for all the bullshit I had missed out on in the military, all the together stuff, the human stuff, all the ceremony. Of course I was totally wrong but its starting not to bother me as much and that is what is really kinda... Read More