El Dorado

I got a phone call from a special lady who was very close to me a long time ago.  Her mouth was a knife, a scalpel, and she performed surgery on me. “Honestly, I feel sorry for you.” “What? Fuck you!? Why!?” “Well you used to be insightful and funny and awesome, but now you exist on the dark side.” “Whatever, I dance the line just like you do with your painting.  I peer into the void but I don’t live there.” “No.  I go to... Read More

My Machine

My dad is going crazy in his old age. In the past he has tried to get me to do several things that I cosider “crazy talk”. After I told him about the revolts and immolations in China my dad joined the local sect of Falun Gong. In this sect he was going to gain ‘magical powers’ including the ability to fly. At one time he tried to get me to eat this bacteria which he called “good bacteria” that apparently our body... Read More