Your Music Sucks! (and so do you)

What the hell is going on with music these days? I don’t know if it’s because this is a generation of whiny little emo bitches or if the fact that live studio recordings are completely extinct but music today fucking sucks. Songs are just a collection of a thousand sound-bites, probably unable to be played as they are recorded by the very bands that release the songs.  Audio tracks are compressed, equalized, and squeezed into a limited range... Read More

Chihuahua in a Microwave

Today I found myself in an unexpected series of circumstances which left me something of a hero in my gym. I work out at the 24 Hour Fitness, and I generally keep to myself. I see all the other gym rats in there all the time. Most of them fall into at least one of the commonly accepted categories. Almost like a John Hughes archetype, they find their socially suitable equilibrium and never deviate. Some are there merely to peacock in front of... Read More