Death Bums

“Sometimes you just have to piss in the sink.” AKPC_IDS += "4611,";Popularity: 1% [?] Read More

Exodus 9:23

When Moses stretched out his staff toward the sky, the LORD sent thunder and hail, and lightning flashed down to the ground. So the LORD rained hail on the land of Egypt; -Exodus 9:23 It’s 1 o’clock in the morning. I’ve been drinking vodka and Jagermeister. It’s the end of a long week. The last thing I want to hear is the frantic gospel madness of the Black Beast. Yeah, the same Black Beast who started trying to exorcize my girlfriend... Read More

Bride Butchers Hair

I fucking love this video..  It truly shows how fucked up chicks get when the wedding sickness infects their brains.  Not only is the bride a fucking moron, but her friends are loving every minute of it and actually trying to fuck her hair up worse under the guise of helping. I halfway want to shoot this bitch in the face, and yet the sadistic side of me relishes in her idiotic misery.  Hilarious! AKPC_IDS += "3613,";Popularity: 4% [?] Read More

Shoppers/Savages

Fuck you Walmart – but more to the point, fuck you America. Early Friday morning, some 200 Wal-Mart shoppers “physically broke down the doors,” knocked a 34 year old Wal-Mart greeter to the floor, and then stampeded over his body until the man was dead. For this, the man no doubt received the usual Wal-Mart poverty wages. For an encore, the shoppers savages knocked down a pregnant woman. Reportedly, she lost the baby the 28-year-old... Read More

End of the Line

I’m finally back, god it feels good. The trip home was an insane rollercoaster. I have a lot of notes on my final days in iraq as well as the road trip and everything else. The nov 1 post was actually a october one that i never got a chance to upload. hopefully that will tide peeps over until i get the next big article put up… little prelude here.. this one is crazy… fucking crazy. I kind of went all the way and then some. Regardless,... Read More

Tracers in the Sky

(7 days to go) The locals are going crazy right now. Its Eid-al-Fitr – the holiday that celebrates the end of the holy month of Ramadan. Gunshots are everywhere, you can see the red tracer rounds float pendulously over the city before they go dark. We have like 15 giant boxes of special Eid dates to give out as gifts and almost as much special “middle east pastries”. I think I’m gonna go sprinkle rat poison over the stuff for... Read More

The White Plank

The seasons change like a punch in the mouth.  One minute you are hunched over, eyes squinting in the light, shamal blowing dust in your eyes, bowed before the sun.  The next minute you are shaken by thunder, wind, and mud that falls from the sky.  Not sure what is really happening, you are half dressed, exhausted fingers desperately groping for your rifle at 4 am when a massive thunderclap explodes overhead, only moments later to stumble outside... Read More

Madhouse

The helo came in and we got resupplied recently and man did we need it. It seemed like I’ve been living off cans of tunafish and beans for the last week now. Don’t even have an opener and my leatherman got punked so I’ve been forced to use a fucking wrench. Fuck it… I’d use a clothes hanger if I had to – hunger kicking in the way it has. The only thing we had here besides canned food is peanut butter and a shitload... Read More

Boom Town

One week left of Ramadan and the hajis are starting to get crazy. Apparently not only is the entire fucking holiday of Ramadan a one way ticket to heaven, but if you die during this last week then you get extra virgins or something. So the deal is this, these fucking assholes pray and fast for the first 3 weeks, then come week 4 they really start in with the suicide bombings and attacks and all that shit. Yesterday there were like 4 vehicle IEDs on... Read More