Kitchen of the Future

Good news.  I just sold my comicon tickets for $100 bucks each (paid 30 a piece for them).  I am gonna meet up with a guy in L.A. and do the transaction there early before the shooting starts.  The thing that is so crazy is that I got over 30 emails over one stupid craigslist advert.  I probably could have sold them for twice what I did, but I don’t want to be a complete jerk.  I really did want to go... Read More

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About “STARDATE” But Were Afraid to Ask

Marginal note: Astronomers also use the word “StarTime” (or “Sidereal Time”), but this differs totally from StarTrek startime. 1 Astronomer staryear (= sidereal year) equals 365 days, 6 hours, 9 minutes and 9.54 seconds. So far there are several definitions of calculations between STARDATES and our Gregorian Dates 1. The most usual calculation in the trekker world is: Stardate 0.000 corresponds to 01 Jan 2323 00:00 One year... Read More

My Feet Hurt

Stardate: Thursday July 14th, 2005. OK, to be fair.. I know that is not the “correct” stardate.. and just to prove my dorkdom here is a quick link to where you can learn everything you ever wanted to know about “stardate” but were afraid to ask hosted right here on the site. So why the flashy intro? Why all this stardate bullshit? Well the sad fact is that me, Mike, and his fucking dad Eben all went to the San Diego International... Read More

Kiss Your ???

I blasted out a ton of fun at the San Diego International Comicbook Convention yesterday. It was super fun and hilarious. Check out the madness of it on MY FEET HURT in the ghetto lore section. My buddy Mike has been making me insane lately. The dude just got this Bulgarian girlfriend and she speaks like no fucking english so he is trying to like teach the chick. Anyway, the guy is none too smart to start out – we always make fun of him and... Read More