The Black Beast Strikes Back

I don’t know how many of you remember a few months ago when I posted about my g/f’s apartment complex and the horrible “black beast” whose lair is just below my g/f’s apartment.  Well in our last encounter the beast was ostensibly slain by our stomping drunken feet at 2AM.  She ran outside, screaming her pumpkin sized head off, and then retreated in defeat to the sound of our echoing laughter.  Her chanting, singing... Read More

Hey… Watch This!

Well I almost got murdered tonight attempting to pull off what I thought was a pretty good prank. I tried to steal a green Hamas flag from their headquarters in one of the provinces. Now this may sound completely insane, and well it probably is, but the time was right. It was rainy, keeping people off the streets. Its Shabbat right now so all the jews are indoors. It was night time, and well, night time is the right time. Anyway, I had to climb up... Read More