The California Zombie King

What would you expect I dress up as for Halloween!?  Well you’re goddamn right… a fucking zombie!  I am the California Zombie King – no bullshit.  It was the best fucking Halloween ever so this article is a two parter.  First, how to act like The California Zombie King.  Second, how to look like The California Zombie King.  Get some! How to act like the California Zombie King: -          Drank many PBR’s while... Read More

The Harvesting Effect

- In loving memory of Eric S. - “The cosmic vacuum of the desert was a perfect place to program young minds.” – Charles Manson Saturday.  As day turned into evening I was battling back the hangover with more alcohol.  Too exhausted to even leave the couch, my X-Box fried beyond repair, I was watching movies on my laptop.  I had flashbacks to Iraq – sitting in the sweltering heat, watching my life ooze out of my body as I stared... Read More

Lost in OC

Here I am, stagnating in the states. I remember a very senior and experienced SEAL once told me when I was about to take a vacation “Leave! What the fuck do you need leave for!? You just get soft and weak on leave!” That fucker was right in a lot of ways. You give yourself too much time to dwell on the banality of fungus growing on rocks flying through outer space and your reflexes slow down, thoughts get slurred, your determination... Read More