Shop-ocalypse X

People have lost their fucking minds.  Its Christmas Eve and its like Lord of the Flies in San Diego.  The roads are clogged, supermarkets packed, and every fucking store in the city has a three hour line to check out.  FUCK THIS SHIT!  I wonder what the hell drives people to abandon all common sense along with the semblance of civilization in the mindless hunger to buy buy buy.  Is this the modern equivalent of our primitive instincts?  Is... Read More

Guitar Tab Universe

Thanks to my buddy Noah for bringing this one to my attention – total BULLSHIT! Title: read this!‏ From: Noah Sent: Sat 9/08/07 3:03 PM What a fuckin shitter. No wonder I have’nt be able to find any good guitar tab sites. They’re all links that take you to other links that don’t have anything to do w/ guitar. It’s the big greedy machine trying to control every goddamn good thing in the world they can get their grimey... Read More

Banned in Iraq

Saw the most kickass bar brawl the other day. This little dude totally wrecked this giant fat dude and the fat dude jumped the little dude. The best part was when the little guy rode the fat guy to the ground from behind by grabbing both his ears. The fat dude’s face smashed the concrete right at my feet (I actually had to move my foot so it didn’t get hit) and then the fat guy’s face exploded like a volcano of blood. Skullissa and... Read More

Sideburns-A-Go-Go

So I guess I’ve been going on a road rage rampage lately. I smashed 2 more cars before lunch today and then ran a $400,000 CIA super-secret-james-bond bullshit mobile into a guardrail. I got a call on my cell that they know who I am and they are pursuing the matter at the highest levels. I think this might go down on my permanent record (oh no!). So anyway, Noah and I are still pissed off about the same old shit, I mean yeah we make a ton of... Read More