Never Blog Drunk

I want to savage Chrissie Hynde. I don’t care if her tits suck. I don’t care if her face looks like the surface of the moon. I want to touch her skinny hips. I want my hands on her meaningful black t-shirt (sans sleeves). I want to get fucked up beyon d belief with Bowie and shoot mud with Lou Reed. I want to shoot a lot of shit with Lou. A lotta lotta lotta shit. I want the basketball diaries to look like ;dear abbey; when I pour my drug... Read More

Sea Creatures

Well here I am over in the shitbox again. I watched a haji piss in the dirt while smoking a cigarette today in 120 degree heat, my bro says to me “dude, these are dirt people”, well to be more accurate they are dirt monkeys but whatever. Oh fuck it.. I’ve got about a million things to do here but I’m totally fucking exhausted. I feel like time is sucking me into a whirlpool. I have nothing but free time but it is almost impossible... Read More

Banned in Iraq

Saw the most kickass bar brawl the other day. This little dude totally wrecked this giant fat dude and the fat dude jumped the little dude. The best part was when the little guy rode the fat guy to the ground from behind by grabbing both his ears. The fat dude’s face smashed the concrete right at my feet (I actually had to move my foot so it didn’t get hit) and then the fat guy’s face exploded like a volcano of blood. Skullissa and... Read More

Dead Santa

I really wish it wasn’t Christmas Eve today. Everybody wanted to be anywhere but here and we had to work. The weather was shitty all day long until it finally broke out into rain around 2300 (that’s 1100 pm in the business). I took a few pictures of just some random shit. I kind of was trying to express my mood in the photographs but I don’t know if they came out that way. After we did our mission shit we all kinda hung out around... Read More