The Harvesting Effect

- In loving memory of Eric S. - “The cosmic vacuum of the desert was a perfect place to program young minds.” – Charles Manson Saturday.  As day turned into evening I was battling back the hangover with more alcohol.  Too exhausted to even leave the couch, my X-Box fried beyond repair, I was watching movies on my laptop.  I had flashbacks to Iraq – sitting in the sweltering heat, watching my life ooze out of my body as I stared... Read More

Guitar Tab Universe

Thanks to my buddy Noah for bringing this one to my attention – total BULLSHIT! Title: read this!‏ From: Noah Sent: Sat 9/08/07 3:03 PM What a fuckin shitter. No wonder I have’nt be able to find any good guitar tab sites. They’re all links that take you to other links that don’t have anything to do w/ guitar. It’s the big greedy machine trying to control every goddamn good thing in the world they can get their grimey... Read More

Political Correctness GO FUCK YOURSELF!

RAGE. OUTRAGE. and more RAGE. Ok, I am TOTALLY sick of it. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GO FUCK YOURSELF! The whole concept needs to FUCK OFF! So for all the idiots lucky enough to have never heard of this shit (or maybe not have it all spelled out for you), heres the deal. Political correctness (PC or politically correct) is a term used to describe language, ideas, policies, or behavior seen as seeking to minimize offense to racial, cultural, or other... Read More

Congratulations, You’ve Made the List

Ok, well just for starters… FUCK YOU MEXICO! Christy and I were headed for some In-n-out after the dodgeball game the the other day and this car comes skidding around like crazy until it totally lost control and smashed full power into the median barrier.  I call 9-11 and we pulled over to make sure nobody was bleeding out when the car starts back up, then speeds full power into oncoming traffic on the 8.  It then pulls a slow u-turn in the... Read More

Religion is for the Weak

Americans are complete idiots. According to a 2006 Gallup poll, about 46% of Americans believe in strict creationism, concurring with the statement that “God created man pretty much in his present form at one time within the last 10,000 years,” and 36% believe that God guided the process of evolution. Only 13% believe that humans evolved over millions of years, without any supernatural intervention. Belief in creationism is inversely correlated... Read More

Stuff n’ Thangs

‘Stuff n’ Thangs’ list 4400: iTunes: GO TO HELL! I hate this program. Why the fuck didn’t the idiots at Apple make it so I could just drag and drop my fucking songs onto my iPod. I mean, you fuckers spent all this time coming up with a great little product that does damn near everything I want it to (freeze ups and bullshit battery life aside) and then you gotta be a fucking asshole about the way I load it up. iTunes sucks... Read More