St. Patrick’s Day Weekend List 1138

-=-got completely shitfaced at the Cha Cha Lounge. -=-Scarfed down 3 tamales. (NOTE: if you are in Silverlake latenight and need some grub, you must find the tamale guy and give him all your money, you will not be disappointed) -=-K-Funk (great job by the way) videotaped a girl scratching her pussy when she thought nobody was looking with the nightvision mode on my camcorder and laughed so hard my neck meat almost broke. (MOVIE IDEA: “Since when... Read More

Gin and Jews

Well happy fucking new year! I already have a sneaking suspicion that this year is gonna be the best year ever, god knows it couldn’t be any worse than last year. The good news is that I rang in the new year as hard as a motherfucker, bad news is that it took a whole day of playing Medal of Honor 3 with all my bro’s on an Xbox360 to recover. Did anyone out there know that the bars here in Israel don’t close until… well ever!?!?!?... Read More

Banned in Iraq

Saw the most kickass bar brawl the other day. This little dude totally wrecked this giant fat dude and the fat dude jumped the little dude. The best part was when the little guy rode the fat guy to the ground from behind by grabbing both his ears. The fat dude’s face smashed the concrete right at my feet (I actually had to move my foot so it didn’t get hit) and then the fat guy’s face exploded like a volcano of blood. Skullissa and... Read More

Never Forget

Went out last night and had a few drinks down at the old Whistle Stopper, woke up early today and hit the gym. Hurried back to get cleaned up for a great breakfast at the Hash House (a go go) then more adventuring with camera in hand. I wish I could be more content with the fun today but some unfortunate news is weighing heavily on me right now. As every team guy and their families know there has been a fairly severe tragedy that occurred recently.... Read More

Drama Queen

What a fucking weekend. Block Party in PB, ho-ly-shit.. everybody in town was there. A lot of people had fun and about just as many ended up feeling hurt. I’m not going to get into all the little bullshit details about who said what and who did what to who but the bottom line is that I learned my lesson about what can happen when you booze on a Friday the 13th weekend. At this... Read More

Christmas Brannigan

I went on a “christmas brannigan”. Now probably most of you have no fucking idea what I’m talking about here. Back when I was in college my good buddy Dave Miller and I used to get wastoid fairly frequently. We one time heard about this thing called a ‘brannigan’ and it stuck with us. A Brannigan is an irish term used to explain a total drunken rampage. Like when you get so fucked up that you are smashing furniture and... Read More

Escape Artists

We had a guaranteed shot at booze, girls, and fancy hotels but we turned it down for a week of absolute insanity. After a long period of uncertainty the Dubai plan was actually approved by the company head shed. We would be flying out on a DFS bird Tuesday morning and have from the 30th through the 5th to do whatever the hell we wanted to. Most of the plans involved hookers, alcohol, and expensive hotels. Noah and I started adding up the prospective... Read More

Wild Turkey

Well its Thanksgiving again. Another holiday that slides right through me like a sickness. I kind of thought that when I got out of the teams that I would be around for all the bullshit I had missed out on in the military, all the together stuff, the human stuff, all the ceremony. Of course I was totally wrong but its starting not to bother me as much and that is what is really kinda... Read More

Party Monster

Take a grip of crazies and 2 days worth of non-stop boozin and you may just raise the fearsome party monster from the depths of hell. When trying to remember what exactly had happened it became immediately apparent that each of us could only recall a small piece of the puzzle. But when those pieces combine like fucking VOLTRON it created the collective memory of the party monster. #gallery-1 { margin: auto; } #gallery-1 .gallery-item... Read More