Dear Valued Customer

Dear Valued Customer, We are very pleased to announce… FUCK YOU! Your bullshit company is so unsophisticated and lazy that you can’t be bothered to have your junk mail robot print out my fucking name?  If you don’t even know my name, why the hell should I even listen to one word you have to tell me?  Suffice it to say I was fed up with San Diego, fed up with my life drama, fed up with my life.  The trip couldn’t have come a moment too... Read More

Back to the Future – by Brad I.

Maybe it’d be simpler to just sum up this 3-day saga into chewable little bits – portions ripe for consumption. Well, the truth is, I can’t – or rather – won’t do that. Fuck that. Life doesn’t spill out its narrative at that pace, no matter how much this all-encompassing ‘postmodern’ framework tries to convince us otherwise. It’s an epic, sprawling clusterfuck of success and failure, of sheer... Read More

Escape Artists

We had a guaranteed shot at booze, girls, and fancy hotels but we turned it down for a week of absolute insanity. After a long period of uncertainty the Dubai plan was actually approved by the company head shed. We would be flying out on a DFS bird Tuesday morning and have from the 30th through the 5th to do whatever the hell we wanted to. Most of the plans involved hookers, alcohol, and expensive hotels. Noah and I started adding up the prospective... Read More