Thoughtcrime
Scary Old Bum-like Prison-tatted Drug Clown
[December 22, 2007]Well I read back over the ‘Logan’s Run’ entry here and I’ve decided that I’m being too hard on myself. I’m not wearing a suit and tie, I don’t have an office and a secretary, I don’t have to kiss my boss’ ass on the daily. This realization is a little too late though. After [...]
Logan’s Run
[December 19, 2007]I took my first steps towards complete domestication today. These steps included waking up at 7am, shave, shower, coffee and cold cereal, and traffic. I drove through the drizzle to my new office where I stood around for thirty minutes before the disgusting and slovenly pregnant chick working at the badge office figured out how to [...]
Jam Box
[December 17, 2007]I only have 2 words in my pizza-pipe right now; “JAM BOX!” I was bebop-ing around the other day and I happened across a remarkable piece of 1980′s technology, a jam box. It was sitting right there next to a dumpster, god knows why anyone would want to throw something so kickass away, it must [...]
Ghetto Spray
[December 15, 2007]Today I have decided to set up a little mini tribute page for my old friend Mike from my home town – or as we call him “Spray”, or even “Ghetto Spray”. Mike is a good buddy of mine, but I can’t take too much hang-out because nothing really ever changes in his life. He [...]
My Machine
[December 14, 2007]My dad is going crazy in his old age. In the past he has tried to get me to do several things that I cosider “crazy talk”. After I told him about the revolts and immolations in China my dad joined the local sect of Falun Gong. In this sect he was going to gain [...]
Bums
[December 13, 2007]The fucked up thing about dry cleaning is that I can never completely remember if I just dropped something off or picked it up. Regardless, I had a pack of matches in my pocket from my buddy’s wedding and it came from my dry cleaning, wherever the hell it was. I hopped into my truck [...]
Corpse Grinder
[December 13, 2007]I feel like I’ve been holding my breath for a week. Will the fucking government ever respond to my goddamn counter-offer or what! Outrage. I got a notice today that one of my neighbors, Ida, had died in her apartment. She was one of the old people living in my building, unfortunately she was the [...]
The Snake Diet
[December 3, 2007]I assassinated my soul with alcohol. Throughout history there have been many successful assassinations. Julius Caesar was stabbed to death by his own senators in front of the Theatre of Pompey. Twenty three stab wounds decorated his dead body, twenty three murderous knife thrusts. Mark David Chapman shot John Lenin four times on the street [...]
He Was One of Us
[December 1, 2007]I slept for 12 hours last night…!? I think I must be on the verge of death.. who the fuck sleepts 12 hours!?!? The crazy part is that I could have slept all day but I had to make myself get up and out of bed… It was soooo comfy and nice. Ok.. enough strangeness! [...]
Just One Good Thing
[November 5, 2007]things i love today: – very strong coffee – combovers (doesn’t that sound like a cool punk band name? ‘the combovers’ .. fuck, i’d go see their show!) – strange dreams that i think about all day – early morning phone calls from iraq – broken guitar strings – total recall (the old arnie movie) [...]
