Thoughtcrime
Exodus 9:23
[March 28, 2009]When Moses stretched out his staff toward the sky, the LORD sent thunder and hail, and lightning flashed down to the ground. So the LORD rained hail on the land of Egypt; -Exodus 9:23 It’s 1 o’clock in the morning. I’ve been drinking vodka and Jagermeister. It’s the end of a long week. The last [...]
Sprague or a Donkey (.com)
[March 1, 2009]The crew had assembled, beers were being drained at a record pace, many subjects were debated until somehow the focal sum of all our wonderings was directed at one question. One question to rule them all. Would you rather have sex with Sprague or a donkey? Seemingly an innocent enough query, but much truth lay [...]
Chihuahua in a Microwave
[February 10, 2009]Today I found myself in an unexpected series of circumstances which left me something of a hero in my gym. I work out at the 24 Hour Fitness, and I generally keep to myself. I see all the other gym rats in there all the time. Most of them fall into at least one of [...]
On Hold…
[February 3, 2009]My life is turning into pure garbage. I’ve cashed in my freedom for a stake in society and just like a spiteful cunt society will never forget and is making me pay for all my years of wandering. I bought a house, got a straight job, cut my hair, and started taking an active role [...]
The Death of Democracy
[January 29, 2009]It all started with a camel. Myself and a couple buddies sitting around bored at work start shooting the shit, one thing leads to another and before anyone knew it we were all balls deep in a probing socio-political discourse. It was one of those rare conversations where you go all the way down the [...]
James Earl Ray Day
[January 19, 2009]A brand new door, a drunken beat down, and the worst parade ever – MLK weekend go fuck yourself. The story begins on Friday. The end of a long and busy week. All I wanted to do was drink my mind into another dimension and maybe eat some greasy food to cap it off. I [...]
Bully
[January 12, 2009]I am a bully. I have come to the realization that I am a scum-sucking lowlife bully. I have always thought of myself as a pretty happy-go-lucky drunk. The kind of jolly boozer that only really makes an ass out of himself much to the amusement of everyone around him but with no real harm [...]
The Black Beast
[January 9, 2009]Now I’ve explained in detail on this site all the hardships I’ve had to endure with the feud between myself and my downstairs neighbor Shirley. The exploits of our feud have reached almost epic proportions. Last night I have come to realize that another feud has started right where I least expected it. My girlfriend [...]
Shop-ocalypse X
[December 24, 2008]People have lost their fucking minds. Its Christmas Eve and its like Lord of the Flies in San Diego. The roads are clogged, supermarkets packed, and every fucking store in the city has a three hour line to check out. FUCK THIS SHIT! I wonder what the hell drives people to abandon all common sense [...]
Aggravatron (The Angry Robot)
[December 15, 2008]Today was one of those days where everything goes wrong. From beginning to end this day was a total nightmare. I should have known, in fact I even had forewarning that today was going to be a shit storm but I pressed forward like a good little automaton droid. It was a Monday first of [...]
